Tanning goal for this summer:
unforgettablefire: adam clayton
thegodofmischiefmanaged: kawaiirubbish: kawaiisquad: Man what would happen if we took every criminal and threw them on a continent and just let them have at it for like 50 years? What would they even say when we came back? probably “g’day mate!” it’s funny because that’s the actual history of australia
cornchipz: awkwardcontent: Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole. some people never develop beyond this stage
benedictcumberassbutt: princejei: catswithbenefits: wow fox news isn’t even about foxes cnn is oh
thisisyourbrainonbullshit: In Canada we don’t say ‘I love you’, we say ‘sorry maple syrup moose ham sorry sorry oops aboot sorry’ which roughly translates to ‘sorry for making you exclusive’. I think that’s beautiful. Sorry.